To celebrate the imminent release of Star Wars on Blu-ray I have come up with a way to enhance the experience. Best played with two or more players. Drink responsibly (don't spill any.)
- You open up the box set and lay all the discs out and read all the leaflets and pamphlets before even playing one. Down a drink
- You think “Wow! How amazing does that look in high def” take a swig.
- You think “Wow! That sounds amazing in 6.1” take a swig.
- You go straight for the deleted scenes. Down a drink.
- You go straight for one of the documentaries (Star Warriors, Anatomy Of A Dewback etc.) Down a drink.
- You watch the concept art gallery. Take a sip.
- You decide to do this properly and start with the first disc. Take a sip.
- You’ve got mates around and decide to have a geek night. You better take a sip and take it slowly. You’re probably going to be drunk by the end of disc one.
- George Lucas is wearing a cap. Take a swig.
- George Lucas is wearing a lumberjack shirt. Take a swig.
- Someone says “I have a bad feeling about this.” Down a drink
- ILM is mentioned. Take a swig.
- Wilhelm scream. Down a drink.
- You see John Williams in one of the documentaries. Take a sip.
- You find an Easter egg on one of the discs. Down a drink. (Well done.)
- An ewok dies. Take a swig.
- A lap is completed at the pod race. Take a swig.
- You hear a Jawa shout “Utini!” Take a swig.
- For every movie you watch with audio commentary take two swigs.
- You watch a documentary and see a model or a prop in the background of the person being interviewed and you wish you had that. Down a drink.
- You see the Lucasarts archives and you wish you had the chance to be there. Down two drinks! (to drown your sorrows.)
- You’ve dug out some Star Wars collectable to accompany you while watching. Down a drink.
- You skip to all your favourite parts just to see what it looks and sounds like. Down two drinks.
- You tweet you are watching Star Wars on blu-ray. Down a drink
- You update your facebook with the same thing. Down a drink
- You take a photo of the box set and upload to twitpic or equivalent. Down a drink.
- You turn up the volume just before the THX logo comes on. Take a sip.
- You turn it down just after the THX logo comes on (you realise its too load.) Take a swig.
- You have to pause the disc for any reason. Take a swig.
- You have mates around and one of them blabs out some trivia that he/she thinks you may not now. All down a drink.
- You smile or feel a little bit nostalgic when John Williams Binary Sunset is played. Take a sip.
- You have mates around and one of them is wording the lines to the film. He/She has to down a drink.
- The phone rings or you get a text message while watching the blu-rays. Take a swig.
- You’ve watched all the discs in one sitting. Down a…actually you better get up drink some water and go for a walk.
Rob Wainfur (Not a drunk.)
thebeardedtrio.com
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